The almighty .plan

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +1100

   With thanks to fruitstripzebra:

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "do you
have any strawberry chapstick?" "No, but maybe tomorrow," says
the pharmacist. So, the duck leaves and returns to the pharmacy
the next day. "Do you have any strawberry chapstick," asks the
Duck. "No, but I have some grape chapstick." "No," says the
Duck. "I really prefer strawberry."

Every day for the next week the Duck returns to the pharmacy to
find that they have every other flavor of chapstick besides
strawberry. Finally, on the eighth day, he returns to the
pharmacy. "Do you have any strawberry chapstick," asks the Duck.
"Why, yes," replies the pharmacist. "That'll be $2.50." "But,
I'm a duck! I don't have any money," says the Duck. "Then I
can't give you the chapstick," says the pharmacist. "But I've
been coming in here every day for over a week," exclaims the
Duck. "But you don't have any money! What did you expect?" "I
don't know," says the Duck, sadly. "I just thought you would put
it on my bill."