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A collection of notes on various topics, such as version control, programming, food and email/newsgroup usage.
SubVersion
Vim
C and C++
FreeBSD
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Image Gallery

Image Gallery
Photos
Screenshots
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RMITCS

RMITCS Fluxbox Menu Generator
C Helpdesk Resources
Customising Your CS Account [outdated]
A brief FAQ/HOWTO on Customising X, tcsh and vim at RMITCS.

Software

Codepile
Assorted little scripts and apps.
dumps.pl - FreeBSD Backup script
dice.pl - Perl Dice roller, supports Silhouette, Shadowrun and Alternity
rastodo.py - Python Console todo/reminder
timetable.c - Console timetable/reminder
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Lost Emulators
Mirrors of some abandoned emulators (Generator-cbiere and DGen-SDL).
NumLock
An abandoned client-server numbers game.

Videogame Mods

LethalMod
A Max Payne 2 mod that changes the gameplay to make combat more realistic and deadly.
terroristgear
[1.4 KB .zip] A little Rogue Spear: Urban Operations mod that lets you use terrorist and multiplayer equipment (such as C4) in single player games.

Roleplaying Games

Shadowrun (4th ed)
My house firearms rules, notes on armour concealability and simplified matrix rules.
Heavy Gear (2nd ed)
A new and improved character sheet, notes on tool kits and links.
GURPS
A quad NPC sheet, firearms malfunctions and links.
GameMastering
Assorted tips for gamemasters (not specific to any particular game).

Miscellaneous

Taglines
Quotes and stuff.
crazy
Images as preformatted text, with PHP source.
Trombone slide position chart
PDF, 14KB, one a4 page.
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Wed, 31 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +1100

   With thanks to fruitstripzebra:

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "do you
have any strawberry chapstick?" "No, but maybe tomorrow," says
the pharmacist. So, the duck leaves and returns to the pharmacy
the next day. "Do you have any strawberry chapstick," asks the
Duck. "No, but I have some grape chapstick." "No," says the
Duck. "I really prefer strawberry."

Every day for the next week the Duck returns to the pharmacy to
find that they have every other flavor of chapstick besides
strawberry. Finally, on the eighth day, he returns to the
pharmacy. "Do you have any strawberry chapstick," asks the Duck.
"Why, yes," replies the pharmacist. "That'll be $2.50." "But,
I'm a duck! I don't have any money," says the Duck. "Then I
can't give you the chapstick," says the pharmacist. "But I've
been coming in here every day for over a week," exclaims the
Duck. "But you don't have any money! What did you expect?" "I
don't know," says the Duck, sadly. "I just thought you would put
it on my bill."



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